We like happy customers. In fact, we only like happy customers. If something’s off — your order isn’t what you expected, a payment’s acting weird, or you’re just plain not feeling it — tell us.
We’ll fix it. Replace it. Refund it. Whatever makes you smile again. We’re not here to take your money and vanish into the night. We’re here to make sure you love buying from us, every time.
Payment Speed: Instant
Card payments come and go in this industry. Sometimes our processor is live, other times it’s not — and it’s not something we can control. When cards are available, they’re the fastest way to check out. When they’re not, we’ll always have other payment options ready so you’re never stuck at checkout. We suggest getting familiar with at least one backup method in case card payments are temporarily unavailable.
Payment Speed: 2–3 business days
E-checks let you pay directly from your bank account, securely and without any card networks involved. At checkout, you’ll enter your routing number, account number, account type, and name on the account. Once your bank processes it (usually within a couple of business days), your order ships.
Payment Speed: Instant
Zelle payments are very fast and secure. Log into your checking account, and find the Zelle payment option. If your bank does not have Zelle, you may download the Zelle app on your phone, and link your debit card to it (Credit Cards will not work). 95% of banks in the United States have Zelle.
To pay via Zelle:
Orders placed by 1:00 PM PST are processed and shipped the same day. Orders placed after 1:00 PM PST ship the next business day.
Every order is sealed plainly but inside you will find:
We offer discreet packaging so your privacy is always protected.
